What's Your Name?---Classified

Why Did You Make A Website?---I dunno

Where were you born?---Stamford, CT

Where do you live now?---Same old state.....

So why do you have a discombobulated girl at the top of this page holding a British Flag?---Hmm....you should ask Michelle.....

Who's Michelle?---Michelle is Michelle.

Is she that girl on the People Page?---Yes

Why?---I dunno

Do you not have any truly important facts to share with us?---None whatsoever....

Why do gentlemen prefer blondes?---They don't

Why do gentlemen prefer cricket?---They Don't

Well, the cricket bat says otherwise...---That's not a question, and the cricket bat lies......

Fine---Fine

Bye!---Bye!!!

I'll just go home then!---Fine! Go Home! I Don't Care....